How To Hug A Baby If You're A Dog
- Step 1: Find a baby.
- Step 2: Be sure that the object you found was indeed a baby.
- Step 3: Next you will need to flatten the baby before actually beginning the hugging process.
Step 4: The "paw slide" - simply slide paws around baby and prepare for possible close-up.
Note: The added slobber should help in future steps by making the "paw slide" easier.
- Step 5: Finally, if a camera is present, you will need to execute the difficult and patented "hug, smile, and lean" so as to achieve the best photo quality